Momma Joy

Heard from the backseat: “Momma, please be quiet.  Daddy is driving.  You need some manners.”

Momma: “I’m just talking to your Dad, River, it’s fine.”

River: “No, Momma.  Daddy is driving.  This is a serious moperation!”

This is now our family codeword — anything important is a serious moperation.