We went to see the ducks at Granville Island the other day.  There were, however, a lot of geese and they were all competing for the bread and seeds people were throwing.  One actually came up to me and beaked me on the knee before I could back away!  I didn’t want to worry you so I said, “Oh, the goose tickled me!”  You looked at me, lifted up your arms and stated emphatically, “Goose not tickle River!  Up!”